A funny poem with a twist.

The sky was dark, the moon was high

We were alone, just me and her

Her hair was brown, her eyes were blue

I knew just what she wanted me to do.

I just don’t know how, but i tried my best

As I placed my hands upon her breast

Her hair was soft, her skin was fine

As I ran my fingers down her spine.

I remember the fear of her beating heart

When she aprted to move her feet apart

I did it all through the night

At last, something came out, sticky and white.

It’s done, it’s through, it’s all over now

My first experience of milking a cow.

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  • AmandaInes on Dec 31, 2010

    Very clever and very funny!!!!

  • zelliot on Jan 3, 2011

    thanks, stagnetto!

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