My hand’s on my pipe

In the bathroom tonight

I’m pulling it hard

While gripping it tight

I feel that it’s ready

To almost let loose

So I squeeze even harder

As my hands give full use

When all of a sudden

My pipe did explode

All over the bathroom

Right on the commode

Disgusting it was

That smell and so wet

The next time this happens

A plumber I’ll get

The moral of this story

Is let others fix your pipes

You can pay and then watch them

See that they do it right