My day is a disaster.

It couldn’t be much worse.

I think that someones placed on me

A terribly, awful curse.

I banged my toe in my bedroom.

My pet goldfish bit the dust.

I split in my pants before I went to school.

I don’t know who I can trust.

My math teacher gave me a flunking grade.

My diet has worked in reverse.

I’ve twisted my ankle and boy it hurts.

Would someone remove the curse?

My sandwich looks almost edible.

The potatoes are doing the twist.

I’ve been removed from the cafeteria

After giving Jenny Jones a kiss.

And there’s a rumor spreading

That the Zombie ghost is fooling around,

I’ve twisted my ankle while watching TV.

I’m gland that I’m homeward bound.