India is a great country,
And the politicians are mystery.

2010 was the year of scam,
A. Raja says damn damn.

There was news about “Chara Ghotala”,
And Tata sky says “isko laga dala toh life jhinga lala”.

Lucknow court decided the partition of land,
We all say alcohol should be banned.

Maharashtra has unstable ministers,
And still Pawar has lots of acres.

Adarsh society scam was so large,
That CM Ashok Chavhan was discharge.

Smokers think they are so brave,
But in the end they are digging their own grave.

Some of the guys were so gay,
Because India legalized the marriage of gay.

The onion prices are going so high,
So the recipes are saying it bye bye.

PM says by 2020 we will have lots of light,
But people say it is going to back bite.

Kashmir is now hell on earth,
And Indians are giving lots of birth.

Our cultures are so diverse,
That it has become a curse.

Corruption will last for infinity,
Since we humans have no unity.

Corruption is like virus,
And Bakra is made by Cyrus.

India’s backbone is agriculture,
And prices are flying like vulture.

People are asking for the states to be divided,
I say when were we united.

Mr.  Ratan is looking for an heir,
And for our country we don’t care.

Freedom fighter said Britishers to go.
A.R Rehman says “Jaye ho”.