Nice ending! Modern-day damsels in distress have different needs than medieval maidens, like plumbing.

Lol, Xtine, glad that you liked it…..I wasn’t too sure of the ending till it actually formed! Isn’t that the truth…us damsels can deal with so much ourselves nowadays, but when it comes to blocked sinks, a Knight, however rusty his amour, is a useful person to know…hahahahah…

Haha this poem made me chuckle Songbird.The ending was so totally unexpected. I quite often get the plunger out an pump it up and down in the plug hole to clear any blockages there in the bathroom sink. It usually gets blocked up with soap and hair, but not mine though (hair that is) as luckily it all seems to be in place there on my head….lol

Am glad to hear it Richard! lol…Thanks for your continued support on my work my friend, I really appreciate your feedback… :~)

Hahaha… this was so funny, it made me smile loads! I loved the little rude bits of hard poles and long lances… are was that just my filthy mind?

Lol, Lillyrose..now how can I possibly answer that? Hahhaha…
I leave it up to my reader’s interpretation…(Phew, just about got out of that one! ) lol. Great to see you visiting my page, and thank you for making me laugh and brightening up my evening no end….(Now just between us girls…….It is possible that it could be read into……).