My Life Is a Blog

A blog is something you start to share ideas

Where you express emotions and tell how you feel

For those scared of judgment this is ideal

But for me well here’s my deal

I always speak my mind

I don’t care if you think it’s rude and unkind

Stop being so uptight and unwind

They’re just words of mine

If I see one hundred dollars on the ground it’s my find

You may say that greed is blind

But I say one man’s fortune is another man’s plight

So when it all comes full circle I cannot fuss and fight

I laugh at everything because I find life funny

Even the bad things too cause life isn’t always sunny

People want life to be perfect but it never will

Shit happens so quit dreaming and get real

Lick your wounds and refine yourself like steel

I was pre-destined to be different since I first entered the womb

And I’ll fulfill that destiny all the way to my tomb

While on the subject don’t cry at my funeral

I don’t want it like others in general

Be happy for I no longer have to suffer

For all I care crack jokes until you stutter

Be happy so my soul will be aflutter

Trust me I know my take on life is weird

I suppose that’s why I live it carefree and not feared

For when it comes down to it just enjoy

Every breath you take should excite joy

Yea times are hard who said they would be easy

I never got the memo saying it would be breezy

Besides life wouldn’t be fun without drama

Although we could’ve done without Osama

Lol come on lighten up it’s a joke

Geez you’re one uptight bloke

You’re more uptight than the butt hole of a toad

Lol at any rate just let life unfold

All you can do is simply play your role

I’m very opinionated yeah I know

And possible cocky cause I think I’m gold

But this blog is done so

I’m three strikes like tic-tac-toe