They say the patient dog eats the fattest bone

I say the patient dog gets no bone.

They say in life you get what you deserve

I say in life you get what you demand.

They say you cannot eat you cake and have it

I say you can always eat your cake and make another one.

They say hard work begets success

I say smart work begets success.

They say two heads are better than one

I say one good head is better than two blockheads.

They say love is a game

I say love is life.

Theysay lifeis a mystery

I say life is an adventure.

They say show me your friends and I will tell you who you are

I say show me your friends and I will tell you who they are.

Theysay moneyis the root of all evil

I say money takes the form of its possessor.