A humerous sexual/intimate story for women.

Oh, my petite little friend….
Whatever would I do without you?
You are loyal and constant,
And you always aim to please.
When I first found you, I never
fathomed how connected we would become.
You are always there when I need you,
and you require so little in return.
I will never forget how excited I was when we met,
and how I couldn’t wait to explore you further.
You always seem to know just what to do
to make me smile.
You make my life more fun and fulfilling with your unselfish ways.
I only wish I would have known you sooner,
my little battery-operated friend!

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  • Milton H Peebles III on Oct 6, 2009

    You could have called this B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend). Enjoyed this one.
    Take Care, DreamSweet and let Your Heart Shine
    ~ milty

  • lonewolf13 on Dec 4, 2009

    OMG! That was just funny! I was pretty sure I knew what you were talking about by the by the second line, but I figured that was just my perverse thinking. Lo and behold, I was correct! I am glad you enjoy those “battery operated” partners. Hope everything goes well for you. Great story–got me laughing!

  • yes me on Oct 21, 2011

    A toy story for girls he he he cheers cheeky cheeks

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