My Living Computer

Start>Programs>Internet Explorer
Blue Screen

Why won’t you work, computer?

<I don’t want to>

Is there something wrong
with your programming?
with your hardware?
with how I’m using you?

<No, I just do what I want>

But I want to check my Facebook!
But I want to check my MySpace!
But I want to check my E-Mails!

<Well, that’s just too bad, I’m going to sleep>

Now what?
Shutdown>Reboot.

Hello computer, I’m going to get you to work
So i can check my
Facebook, MySpace, and E-Mails.

<Whatever>

Windows Explorer is not responding

Damnit!

<Why did you hit me?>
For some reason I thought it’d make you work.
<Just be nice to me and take care of me>
Okay.

It’s time to do a
Disk Cleanup
Disk Defragment
Virus Scan

Reboot

<Thank you>