Do you know of a place,
Mysterious and full of mysticism?
Where people look for answers,
Or may even be their excuses,
Of things that’s been troubling,
For maybe many, many years.

A place where you can find
Flying carpets on a race,
Dwarfs on the solid ground,
What else but mermaids
Playing on waters tramp.

Look around and you will see,
Singing bees and dancing quails,
Like a celebration of those
Weird creatures doing the job
Unknown to mortals in our world,
They’re here to serve and not to fight.

You want to ask them with many questions?
They love to answer on a different note,
For they have the power of attitude,
That none of us could ever imagine,
We feared them since it’s more than enough,
But they are friendly, these immortal ones.

Now if you want to tour with much challenges,
Why don’t you try this mystical trip,
It takes only once in a lifetime,
This chance of having chat with them all,
And if you want discounts or even for free,
Just call on me, the mystical tourist guide.