A funny poem about some people I work with. Each line refers to a different person. Except the last two lines are for me.

Nagging

Your complaining sucks

I don’t want to hear about your acid reflux

You’re always in pain

Someone’s recently had some serious weight gain

I know that you’re a diabetic

For you, I’m not sympathetic

Don’t talk about her kids; it’s not your place

He’ll punch you in the face

You expose your breasts; now you can’t wear a dress

And you…you’re off the hook, I guess

Time to go home so I can celebrate

Then I’ll grab my dinner plate

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  • kate smedley on Apr 29, 2009

    sounds like lyrics! You can do without people like that …

  • Poetic Enigma on Apr 29, 2009

    Very humorous and fun poem,
    about that side of life,
    Very enjoyable read!

  • Christine Ramsay on Apr 30, 2009

    That is funny. I suppose we all work with people like that and it is great to get home at the end of the day.

    Christine

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