"Off to mess camp you go!"

Parents explode,

when their children  don’t

act like Felix Hunger,

instead they horde

junk and become mess mongers,

They may start off pristine and clean,

but, by the end of the day, they end up

looking as if they have had a field day with a can

of grease, looking innocent with cheeseburger smiles,

Parents become at their wits’ end wondering how to end

their messy trend, from their rooms to their bookbags,

The little ones start favoring sea hags,

As young as they may be, there is only one place to cure

the "hot messies" they are turning out to be,

A camp that is borderline OCD with tons of neat freaks,

where they live and breathe neat, until they are afraid of their

own feet, returning home immaculate and pristine,

shining as if they they had a holiday with Mr. & Mrs. Clean.