Double negatives are just so much fun!!

Negative Doubles

 

No one doesn’t not like you.

Not no one, that’s a promise, it’s never, no way, not truthful

Nothing can’t cannot change your not so not pitiful existence.

Indeed you are not by no means not, too useful.

 Don’t not ever give up all hope

No, your looks aren’t not, good

You’d not never not win a beauty pageant, no way, not ever

  Medusa doesn’t, does not, not have, by no means not a lovelier countenance

Your face, couldn’t, no, wouldn’t, not cause quakes or flood rivers.

Don’t not place a bag on your head

A bag on your head don’t not place

Cause rot or tangents, your face, couldn’t, no, wouldn’t, not

A lovelier countenance, Medusa doesn’t, does not, not have, by no means not

No way, not ever, you’d not never not win a beauty pageant

Good, no, your looks aren’t not

 Ever give up all hope don’t not

Hot, they say, indeed you are not by no means not

Your not so not pitiful existence nothing can’t cannot change

Truthful, not no one, that’s a promise, you’re never friends with, no way

Like you, no one doesn’t not

This is

Not

Not not

Not not not

Not

Serious

This is all

Not Not

Not Not Not

Not Not Not

Not

Not

A joke


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