I’m Sitting in my basement playing games all night long

because I don’t have a chick to come out and snap that thong

It’s the life of a nerd feeling lonely and deprived

Staring at all woman with longing in my eyes

I’m sweaty and I’m clammy and I don’t know how to talk

Every time I try I end up being my own cock block

All I play is centipede because millipedes so gay

When I want to shoot my gat I just pop in GTA

I’m big and I’m strong but I don’t know how to use it

So I chill and hit my bong so I don’t have to lose it

My favorite movies eight below and Lilo and stitch

And I always watch the Ice age when I have a laugh to itch

I have a bunch of girl friends but I don’t have a girl friend

The first time I tried I got laughed at and thrown in the deep end

So I’ve never tried again but I’m still a nice guy

Hopefully someday soon someone will try on me

So I keep my head held up high and my chin held out strong

So some day I will have some chick to snap that thong