Feeling a little romantic tonight. How about a little appetizer first?  Here are ten new fortune cookie sayings from a sex therapist. Add a little spice in your life:

1.   Having sex next to a porcupine can be a little prickily.

2.   It is not wise to make love when your back is out. Otherwise, you may face the agony and the ecstasy at the same time.

3.   Never invite your mistress to meet your wife unless you have a great tolerance for pain.

4.   Garlic and kisses do not mix. The combination is likely to leave you breathless.

5.   Lumpy pillows will lead to lumpy sex. Buy some new pillows at once.

6    A diamond ring and a dozen roses is no guarantee for a night of passion. On the other hand, it won’t hurt.

7.   You are about to meet a tall, sultry blonde. With your luck, it will be a vice cop.

8.   The higher the rise, the greater the fall. Enjoy the ride while you can, but watch out for a sudden release.

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9.   If you are looking to date only a supermodel, prepare for a long life of celibacy.

10. You do not put STD in your gas tank. It will not improve your car’s performance.