Newt Gingrich Haiku

Steven West on Nov 27, 2011

Tags: amphibian, amusing, funny, Haiku, humor, humorous, Newt, Newt Gingrich, Poetry, politician, Politics, toxic, Wikipedia, witty

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Haiku about two kinds of newts.

A red-spotted newt

Highly toxic if ingested

Predators, beware

Politician Newt

Highly toxic politician

Democrats, beware

Image via Wikipedia

Image via Wikipedia

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CHIPMUNK on Nov 28, 2011
Brilliant
Yvhes P. on Nov 28, 2011
Nice one. Thanks for sharing =)
Hazel Crowther on Nov 28, 2011
Tee Hee.

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