Nickolas Dickalas is a very unfortunate young man with the propensity toward having to endure one mishap after another.

 

Nickolas Dickalas big and round,

fell in the pond and nearly drowned.

He fell on a fish with a sickening squish

all that was left was a spot in the dish.

Nickolas Dickalas sat in a chair,

ever so quietly let off some air.

People going by began to spin around,

ultimately falling dead on the ground.

Nickolas Dickalas could make people cry

Just by giving a humongous sigh,

around his ears fungus grew

it matched the fig jam between his toes in his shoe.

Nickolas Dickalas  tried to walk along the wall.

he missed a step and had a great fall,

Landing with an almighty kersplat,

for poor ol’ Nickolas______that was that!

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  • hfj on Aug 20, 2010

    Nickolas must be a cousin to that clumsy Humpty-Dumpty…haha Nice humorous poem Belle dear. Glad to see that you are still in an upbeat mood with all the personal strife you’ve been enduring lately. Hope everything goes well for you and your family. Well done Belle.

  • Abhipray Sahoo on Aug 20, 2010

    BAHAHHAHAHHAH! Great write! Had me laughing my head off!

  • oldster on Aug 20, 2010

    You’ll be such a fun Grandma – A long time from now of course.
    Thanks for writing out my C.V.

  • giftarist on Aug 20, 2010

    :D

  • LCM Linda on Aug 20, 2010

    Very interesting. Thanks for sharing.

  • PenNameEM on Aug 22, 2010

    really nice, thank you

  • Francois Hagnere on Aug 31, 2010

    Such an enjoyable read. Thank you Belle for your support for Alma.

  • Shanon Poythress on Aug 31, 2010

    Very nice, it really had me LOL…

  • yes me on Sep 3, 2010

    Ha ha ha liked that very much…. cheers

  • crisdiwata on Oct 18, 2010

    I really really liked it. I had a good laugh and the rhymes are so good. I wish for another…

  • Carolyn Cordon on Apr 3, 2012

    that’s a cute and funny poem!

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