Ninja is so cool and ninja know kung foo
And Ninja is so cool and you you are not you
Just don’t have the mojo that ninja have got, you
Are like frozen turkey while ninja smoking hot… ooooh

Ninja got shruiken throw them without looking
While you cut your dumb self just opening soup can
And Ninja he fly just like fuck hard Peter Pan
But if Ninja is dragon you more of a toucan

Ninja hide true face and ninja wear black stuff
And Ninja so great but may never know true love
‘Cause everything Ninja touch he destroy
Like King Midas all fucked up on ‘roids-
Ninja cold and empty and that why he kills
No one really understand what Ninja he feel
Ninja write in all his blogs but no-one ever really
Seems to listen.
Ninja so alone
Ninja so alone
Ninja so alone
Ninja. Go. Kill. Strangers. To. Make. The. Pain. Go. Awaaaay.