No Fishing From the Company Pier

ken bultman on Jun 18, 2009

Tags: boss, breakroom, catch, company, cubicle, dock, fishing, loss, pier, romance, rules, wife, work

Free advice to the working girl and worth every penny.

Girls, don’t go fishing from the company pier.
It’s against the rules or so I hear.
Don’t look for romance at work–wait till five o’clock
Then you can throw a line off a better dock.

Girls, don’t go fishing from the company pier.
The guy in the next cubicle may look like a dear.
You may think he’s cute; so does his loving wife
And you don’t want to be the one messing up his life.

Girls, don’t go fishing from the company pier.
Don’t hang around the break room–no big one here.
If you have to throw a small one back it’ll be your loss.
Only fish the company pier if you can catch the boss.

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Darla Cooke on Jun 18, 2009
Nice poem.
Sheila M on Jun 18, 2009
That’s a good one Ken!
Daisy Peasblossom on Jun 18, 2009
LOL! I’ve begun to count on you for good funnies, Ken.
Sky Lumina on Jun 18, 2009
*lololol* great punch line as always
goodselfme on Jun 18, 2009
cute and informative while being entertaining as well as nicely written.
Cynthia Bartlett on Jun 18, 2009
Did you write this one for me?
lol
Yeah, that’s why I am now “carding” any one who may be interested and require proof of eligibility. (in layman’s terms, if you claim to be divorced will need to see final declaration.) Unfortunately, I have seen more than my fair share of final decrees.
Should add, if he cheats on his wife with you, it’s a safe bet he’ll cheat on you.
Smiter on Jun 18, 2009
A great message written almost tongue in cheek. I like it.
Tanya Wallace on Jun 18, 2009
A funny poem that makes a lot of sense.As always ken, excellent work,I keep coming back for more.

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