There’s no more Halloween treats to eat

And there’s none to give away

There’s nothing for my trick-or-treaters

On this ghoulish Halloween Day

The princess won’t feel very special

The witch, not a mean old hag

The superhero can not save the day

Because there’s no candy in their bag

What about the cowboy?

There’s no damsel in destress

The ghost can’t go bump in the night

Oh this is a great big mess

What ever am I to do?

There’s gotta be something, you see

Perphaps I’ll invite them all inside

To come have tea with me