Ah, the good old times when we were so unhappy! 
Ever seen a fully clothed person in a nudist colony?
My taste is impeccable, even when it is bad….

[Anyone who isn't confused here doesn't really know what's going on.]

When I had nothing to lose, I had everything. When I stopped being who I am, I found myself.
Be realistic: Plan for a miracle.
Gratitude helps in “accepting denial”.

You’re the dumbest smart person I’ve ever met.
How come you did what I told you to do, when you know I don’t know what I’m talking about.

You Win, I Win, We Lose.
It isn’t an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
A half truth is a whole lie.
He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.
It’s wrong to be always right.
It was such a lovely day he thought it a pity to get up.
The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
I’m still not sure if I understand ambiguity…

[Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.]

Happiness is something that multiplies when it is divided.
I didn’t do anything wrong, and I won’t do it again.
It’s a step forward although there was no progress.
There’s no such thing as non-existence.

Man was predestined to have free will.
Plan to be surprised.
If you fall and break your legs, don’t come running to me. 

Staying awake to chase a dream.

The golden rule is that there are no golden rules. 
And,
the marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.
I never said most of the things I said.
A joke is a very serious thing….

I never liked you, and I always will.
Our similarities are different.
In love you always win, even if you lose.
They say it’s not as bad as they say it is…