A black-supremist racist
Wins an award for aiding peace,
While far off in Zimbabwe
Foul, yellow cowards creep.

Three thousand dead in New York
Brings on a holy war,
While the UN’s Kofi Annan
Is no better than an eyesore.

The Nobel Prize has fallen
From great heights to great depths,
Now any no-hoper can win
No matter how talent bereft.

No longer proud or noble
The prize has fallen low,
Plummeting to depths that
It once could never know.

It once was the greatest prize
Anyone could ever get,
Now it goes to racists,
Circus clowns, and other rejects.

Kofi Annan has never made
Any real stand for peace,
Such honour as Nobel bestows
Should be well out of his reach.