Humorous poem about getting a nose job.

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If your nose is hanging

Down to your toes.

And it is so long

That it can lift a rose.

Perhaps it’s time

To stop being a slob

And go get yourself

A magnificent nose job.

You’ll make your snoze

Look really cool.

Perhaps then you won’t look

Like a crazy fool.

So go to see the Doc

And get off the pot.

It’s time that you rid yourself

Of a noseful of snot.

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