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You think I am going out in that,

I will just come back through my cat flap.

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I just spent three hours cleaning my silky fur.

It’s raining cat’s and dog’s excuse the pun,

but I think I have won.

now my fur is ruffled as I set of on the run,

up the stairs showing you my bum.

Into you’re bedroom I shall go.

You’re huffs and puffs are heard from below,

I won’t go out tonight you know.

It’s nice and warm and best of all not a rain drop in sight,

as I kneed and purr with all my might.

Face it I won the fight,

I am not going out tonight.

When you come to bed and shoo me off the bed,

I sit and stare instead.

You roll you’re eyes,

as if to say that’s no surprise.

You reach down and stroke under my chin,

my purring begins,

guess what I think I win!