A bit lighter touch to old boring nursery rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
fell on rocks n slid on grass
crushed his ballz n bruised his arse!
ba ba black sheep should I finger ur arse?
no u lil a*hole lemme graze the grass
ba ba black sheep may I milk your udder?
no u sonovabitch I aint ur mother!
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