i never thought i’d be unlucky enough to receive YOU for a Christmas present…

spyware, malware, and viruses galore

someone didn’t want you

so they dumped you on my door

i’ve tried every link to get rid of you

but you just keep coming back

someday soon my mother will find out

and she’ll have a heart attack

the thing that gets to me, honest

isn’t the fact that you’re there

disguised in juicy red buttons

a mystery too great to bear

you won’t let me access my files

you’ll cost lots of money to fix

you’ve got me determined to complete one last goal:

someday, i’ll learn all your tricks.