Moe, oh Moe!

Why so low?

Do you hate me

Perhaps because you once felt free?

Is the cage you are in

make you start its bars a-chewin’?

Moe, poor Moe,

I care for you so!

So why do you wish to flee?

And decide that once in your ball, you will pee?

As J.M. says, “have you the urge for goin’?”

Haven’t we all in a cage been thrown?

Tell me, Moe.