OFF TO THE BAR

I woke up this morning, what have I done

I fought with my bottle, my bottle just won

I took a shot to start off my day

JD he called me and yes is all I could say

It went down so smooth, it warmed up my chest

The bottle looked good so I finished the rest

My vision got blurry, the room started to spin

I regained my balance and started to grin

Thought to myself now where is my gin

Took out my bottle and got out a glass

Started to stumble, I fell on my ass

Its 11am better go hit the shower

Just got off the phone with the guys

We’re going to meet up at the bar in an hour

We all have a beer, time for a toast

It’s an all-day affair, who will drink the most

By: R.L. Schreivogl