Every Executive likes to keep a sense of order

and decorum to his/her office space,

therefore, they get leary when objects are missing

or fall out of place,

Somehow, when things go awry,

indifference is felt and the "wronged"

feel as if their assumptions are unfounded,

Diplomacy is never appreciated

and the mysteries are never solved,

As things slowly dwindle away Execs continue

to become dumbfounded, chalking it up to the

Office Apparitions, who favour certain spaces

because of their positions,

Office Charades are really nasty, patriot games,

aimed at particular individuals to make them

look as if they have gone insane.