He’s as thick as a plank
And not worth a wank
His stupidity beggars belief
He’s a waster, a scoundrel, a liar a cheat
A con man, a rogue and a thief
He makes Homer Simpson look smart
But deep down he must have a heart
Though we know, oh too well
His own granny he’d sell
For a price of a slice of jam tart
Now I know that this may sound quite funny
But sometimes; he’ll tap me for money
And I know that I shouldn’t oughta,
But he’s my brother, and
Blood is thicker than water