Oh iphone i heart you

can you please just be simpler

can you please explain to me all of these fees

can you please just be a one time pay thing

what other surprises do you have in store?

can you just work like you’re supposed to

are you all i ever need?

are you all i ever wanted?

i just wanted a phone

and i got these first time fees

cant you play nice

i brought you

just work everyday

and do what you’re supposed to

or i will return you

in two years