Oh mister alligator don’t eat me

There must be something nicer

You could have for your tea

A great big slice of carrot cake

A sickly sticky bun

Just stay there while I reach for my gun

Now mister alligator please stand still

Don’t come any closer

Cos you know that I will

Go home to your family

And the rest of your gang

Smile mister alligator

Click click, BANG!