Girls, if you’ve ever had a bloke who was wont to wake you up in the morning with a clumsy grope, this one’s for you!

I must, I must,
Not grope your bust,
At least not without warning.
I was a twit,
To grab your tit,
While you still slept this morning.

And you were right,
To take affright,
Then jump up hot with rage.
I need to learn,
To show concern,
And try to act my age.

Oh never fear,
I heed you dear,
No need to raise your hackle.
I’ll mend my ways,
I’ll beg for days,
Just, please, LET GO MY TACKLE!

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  • Christina Noll on Aug 30, 2011

    lol Nice! :)

  • Karen Gross on Aug 30, 2011

    You are fortunate that your tackle is still intact. When will men learn the value of a gentle embrace, a tender kiss, and a whisper of sweet nothings in the ear before you go for that grope?

  • Uma Shankari on Aug 30, 2011

    Made me smile.

  • Joe Ram on Aug 30, 2011

    Nice one!

  • MountainGirl on Sep 5, 2011

    Hahaha… This made my day.

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