A Discussion About Farts

Okay..first of all (not trying to offend anyone here)….but the topic of farting?
And yes even ladies do tend to fart from time to time heh-heh…..
Today in a very busy store ..my tummy was rumbling….(I used to be able to )
“shoot out a few silence-ers”
(like a real NON-FARTING
re-fined lady would) LOL…
But I busted it out Today
yes I did!
once I ripped it roared!
…and it was
like I opened up the doors
of the worst fart in history…
SERIOUSLY
I AM NOT TRYING TO KID
YOU HERE ONE BIT!…
I laughed sooo hard at myself for
actually doing this…
I almost peed my pants trying
to roll my basket into the other
lane and trying to blame it on my hubby!
Bring on the BEANO
Bring it on!!!!
Yes…
I am a lady…
And yes sometimes I produce some very very
serious flatulence…
You should have been on aisle 7 today
Actually…..~~~~
You are lucky you weren’t..
LOL!