I tend to let clutter build up in my wardrobe. The other day the wardrobe rebelled.

I just opened up my wardrobe,

And was given quite a shock.

Loads of stuff came tumbling down

Upon my frizzy, tired old locks.

I was surrounded by the contents

And was feeling rather sore,

As I looked up at the shelves

Which were not there any more.

It was years since the last clear out.

Now I hadn’t got a choice,

As I gazed round in dismay,

The mess had robbed me of my voice.

I would soon have to dispose of

Things I’d used back in my youth.

That was going to be a wrench

If I were going to tell the truth.

I hadn’t noticed things were piling

Higher and higher above my head,

And that clothes no longer needed

Due to all the weight I’d shed,

Were hanging old and useless

And not needed any more,

And as the broken hang rail dangled

They were falling on the floor.

Books and magazines had toppled

From many years back I was sure.

There were even empty crisp packs

Among the shoes that I once wore.

There were photos of my granny

That I didn’t know I had.

They were in with all the junk

And I was feeling rather bad.

So armed with a plastic bag

I wasn’t even going to look.

I would throw the rubbish in

And not care how long it took.

Then with all the clutter cleared

And shelves replaced and clear to view,

I’d have space to throw more junk in

For another year or two.

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  • ken bultman on Jun 15, 2009

    That was a dandy. We all need room for more stuff. I hope this doesn’t inspire me to check out my utility shed.

  • Poetic Enigma on Jun 15, 2009

    I always enjoy reading your work, another fantastic read :)
    It happens, things build up for years and then all come down at once, haha….anyway great poem!!

  • Sheila M on Jun 15, 2009

    That’s funny. I think we tend to throw things in there when we want to get them out of the way. Loved it!

  • lindalulu on Jun 15, 2009

    lol….

  • Aaron Paul Hicks on Jun 15, 2009

    Ha ha great work, i am just the same with my wardrobe at home, my other half goes nuts with me as i just throw things in and slam the door quickly!……….sometimes i even jam something against the door to keep it shut! …….god its great to be rebeleous sometimes isnt it :-)
    best wishes Christine,
    from Aaron :-)

  • Milton H Peebles III on Jun 15, 2009

    You got a big Snicker Snicker out of me on this one. Very good!

  • Annie Hintsala on Jun 15, 2009

    Great poem! I still have stuff I wore in junior high, and that is gone 20 years now. I am thinking I don’t want that particular method of clearing out. :)

  • DA Cournean on Jun 15, 2009

    Very nicely written!

  • Mr Ghaz on Jun 15, 2009

    WoW!..another nice and lovely poem..it\’s fun too..Wonderful work as usual..Well done..I LIKED it..Thanx for sharing this cool stuff.

  • payge on Jun 15, 2009

    Another awesome piece to read complete with pictures.You remind me i need my clossset and my dressers cleaned out as it has stacked up in recent years.

  • Ruby Hawk on Jun 15, 2009

    LOL,isn’t it the truth? Loved the poem and the message. My poor closet needs a good cleaning out too.

  • SJ Dickens on Jun 15, 2009

    It is still better that way, than openning it and skeletons would fall, hehe. No joke, most of our closets are the ones we usually neclect to clean.
    Shalom..

  • Caroline1957 on Jun 15, 2009

    Oh! a lovely poem.we love to cling on to the clothes we loved.

  • CHAN LEE PENG on Jun 15, 2009

    Lovely poem! Enjoyed reading your poem. Give you “liked it”

  • sheba on Jun 15, 2009

    That was very interesting. I enjoying reading it. Don’t we all have that trouble LOL. Nicely Done!

  • Radhika Bhargava on Jun 15, 2009

    I simply enjoyed reading,It made me laugh.

  • Daisy Peasblossom on Jun 16, 2009

    I have one of those closets. :)

  • California Dreamer on Jun 16, 2009

    I have a closet, do not want to even open the door, lol :) Nice poem, funny and photos went well with it.

  • Kate Smedley on Jun 16, 2009

    A wonderfully funny poem Daisy, it looks like my wardrobe .. I daren’t open it! Lovely work.

  • Christine Ramsay on Jun 16, 2009

    Thanks everybody. It looks like I am not the only one to accumulate junk.

    Christine

  • Deep Blue on Jun 16, 2009

    The mess pays off in those long, lines of meaningful poetry.

  • Kairos on Jun 16, 2009

    :) )

  • Melody SJAL on Jun 16, 2009

    Very enjoyable, thanks, Christine.

  • Debra Mann on Jun 16, 2009

    You always keep me laughing! I can relate to the wardrobe.

  • swatilohani on Jun 17, 2009

    The same happens with me Christine, fab piece

  • Nathan G on Jun 17, 2009

    still sounds tidier than my wardrobe. fun read.

  • Mike on Jun 17, 2009

    I dread opening my wardrobe. It is bulging. A funny write.

  • nobert soloria bermosa on Jun 17, 2009

    you are truly one of the best,wonderful and entertaining as always

  • monica55 on Jun 17, 2009

    This makes me laugh because like the others said it looks like our wardrobe too. A very entertaining piece, Christine.
    Monica.

  • OhSugar on Jun 18, 2009

    I surely understand this one. We all have belonging that we just cannot seem to get rid of. I like this fine piece.

  • Tina Cassello on Jun 18, 2009

    I’ve never had that experience but I have had things get out of place, (fall off a table, couch, etc.) that made me have to do something about them. This was a good poem about the ordeal we packrats go through. Did you read “Generqation ?”? I tried to explain how I got that way.

  • Judith M on Jun 20, 2009

    This sounds like my wardrobe. Ha ha!

  • S A JOHNSON on Jun 20, 2009

    Nice, most things that I tend to collect are paperwork and just papers from years past. I still even have some stuff from when I was in high school.

  • CutestPrincess on Jun 22, 2009

    haha, i can relate! i feel the same way every time i open my closet! lol. nice poem…

  • OhSugar on Jun 22, 2009

    This situation definitely looks familiar:) Nicely done.

  • mark ramsay on Jun 23, 2009

    That looks more like my wardrobe than yours, Mum. A great poem.

  • iamrulan on Jun 23, 2009

    I’m so sad…it sounds like my closet and inspired me to clean out mine. It took me 2 hours and I ended up throwing away about a half a bag of stuff that was literally trash. The rest is all back in there but it is stacked much more neatly now.

    Great poem, Christine.

  • BC Doan on Jun 25, 2009

    A very fun poem to read, and I can relate also..

  • PR Mace on Aug 6, 2009

    A fun poem. Looks like my closet.

  • CA Johnson on Aug 21, 2009

    I loved your poem! It reminded me that I need to clean out my closet too. LOL!

  • sXe Mare on Oct 12, 2009

    Good poem, makes you think of letting go of baggage before moving on to a new point of your life.

  • Jacques Berkeley on Dec 6, 2011

    Good!

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