Our Wibbly Wobbly Machine

Christine Ramsay on Sep 26, 2011

Tags: Chi Swing Machine, fitness, health

I bought this machine to help with our fitness. It mimics the action of a fish swimming. My hubby has christened it the wibbly wobbly machine.
Those are my legs by the way. Not a pretty sight….

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I was browsing my catalogue a few weeks ago

And there to my great surprise,

Was something which seemed too good to be true

And I couldn’t believe my eyes.

It was a machine which claimed to make you as fit

As walking four miles or more.

Just fifteen minutes with your feet on the cuffs

And your body relaxed on the floor.

Well I really needed more exercise

And this seemed the ideal way.

It would take little effort and sweating from me

If I used it just twice a day.

So without hesitation my order I placed

And this amazing machine was soon mine.

It even claimed to take your aches away

And I was hoping that all would be fine.

Well my hubby stood there with a look of disdain,

I could tell he was not impressed.

And as I unpacked it most carefully

I was feeling a little bit stressed.

But once I had placed my feet in position

The machine set off at great pace.

And the whole of my body wobbled so much

From my toes right up to my face

I couldn’t believe the effect that it had

And my hubby soon wanted a try.

He looked really funny vibrating there

And I laughed till I wanted to cry.

So now we both use it regularly

And we’re beginning feel very fit.

It’s called a chi health swing machine

And we can certainly recommend it.

Christine Ramsay 26.9.11

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Comments (56)

Mike Godfrey on Sep 26, 2011
I would normally be very dubious of anything like this and dismiss it almost immediately, but hearing your recommendation will make me investigate it further. Thanks Christine.
faizalhuda on Sep 26, 2011
I like it.Thank you for sharing.
Ram Bansal on Sep 26, 2011
Artificial things are getting popular for their focus on a single problem or organ. People forget that they are missing a lot. So it the case with your machine.
dwisuka on Sep 26, 2011
thanks for sharing
Prakash Vaghela on Sep 26, 2011
nice sharing
pattiann on Sep 26, 2011
Lovely poem. I really, really like it
CHIPMUNK on Sep 26, 2011
Excellent one as always
Suni51 on Sep 26, 2011
You are trying a new machine for making your legs relax and here it comes, the great poem. Nice one like they come from you.
webseowriters on Sep 26, 2011
wow cool
ittech on Sep 26, 2011
nice and cool
Saurav Banerjee on Sep 26, 2011
This certainly looks like worth a try. So thanks for sharing this.
Sunjhini on Sep 26, 2011
hehehe that was a fun read
mtrguanlao on Sep 26, 2011
Sounds like a great machine Miss Christine but as usual,it’ll make us lazy,lol!
megamatt09 on Sep 26, 2011
Very cool.
Phoenix Montoya on Sep 26, 2011
Sound very nice Christine. Wonderful poem too.
LadyElena on Sep 26, 2011
I like the sound of this wibbly wobbly machine and it seems therapeutic and relaxing too. Hope it works.
DHEERUMT on Sep 26, 2011
cool
Atanacio on Sep 26, 2011
a good little share– Frank
Jimmy Shilaho on Sep 26, 2011
As funny as always, you make me smile…and by the way Christine, your legs are hot!!!!!!!!
CHAN LEE PENG on Sep 26, 2011
This chi mahine sounds cool. Thanks.
LoveDoctor on Sep 26, 2011
This one made me smile:) It seems like a good piece of exercise equipment.
deedaG50 on Sep 26, 2011
Yes the chi machine does work. Have tried it before , but do not own one yet. Lovely legs Christine.
Sharif Ishnin on Sep 26, 2011
I would want something like that if it uses lesser effort and maximizes my fitness level. I thenn can say bye bye to the running track.^_^
Adrn0919 on Sep 26, 2011
Sounds right up my alley. Fitness without sweat. Thanks for sharing I will have to look into it.
Lady Sunshine on Sep 26, 2011
Your verses make people smile. Cute title. lol.
Ruby Hawk on Sep 26, 2011
Christine, I think I need one of those, It would save me walking in the cold. Does it really work?
erwinkennythomas on Sep 26, 2011
tremendous!
FX777222999 on Sep 26, 2011
Need a new one? Makes me laugh..
beingwell on Sep 26, 2011
Hahaha! Good one!
LCM Linda on Sep 26, 2011
This machine sounds interesting. It’s glad that you are your hubby are having fun and getting fitter. Enjoy.
Eunice Tan on Sep 27, 2011
Wow. It is a nice machine.
lapasan on Sep 27, 2011
You have made a right decision in ordering the machine. Wish I could have it too.
J M Lennox on Sep 27, 2011
So that’s what it looks like. I’ve been trying to imagine. If it’s giving you (both) so much benefit – its wonderful Christine! And by the way, there is nothing wrong with your legs. I’m actually quite envious that they look lightly suntanned (or is that coming from your Italian heritage), compared to my lily whites after winter here.
papaleng on Sep 27, 2011
So that is WWM.. I believe it is of big help to you and your husband. And another good poem Christine.
rajshekhar70 on Sep 27, 2011
First machine come , then it gives relief and then again nightingale started singing.
Wow Singing Machine !!!!!!!!!!!
CA Johnson on Sep 27, 2011
I loved your poem. I have never heard of this machine, but I would love to have it so I would not have to work out so hard anymore.
Tulan on Sep 27, 2011
I think I need it. It would eliminate a lot of hard work.
Val Mills on Sep 28, 2011
Oh boy, why did I renew my gym membership! May the motivation last for you.
Christine Ramsay on Sep 28, 2011
Thanks everyone. I love the machine. Apart from anything it is so relaxing, and to think it is doing so much good with little effort from me.
lonelyplanet on Sep 29, 2011
Very interesting piece of share.
athena goodlight on Sep 30, 2011
Very creative way to review and recommend a product. I look forward to its effects of losing weight. keep us posted.
Joe Ram on Sep 30, 2011
Really great one.
PR Mace on Oct 1, 2011
Christine, I have never heard of this machine. Let me know if it really works.
Socorro Lawas on Oct 2, 2011
I think I need that, too.
mphsglo on Oct 2, 2011
Cute. I’m glad it’s working out for you.
Margaret Boseroy on Oct 3, 2011
This one made me smile! ^_^ It’s not often you come across something poetic, funny, entertaining, and informative all at once. Great job!
krrymarie on Oct 3, 2011
You do make me smile and laugh with your poetry. Loved it thank you for sharing.
T.S. Lewis on Oct 5, 2011
Here is to good health so you can entertain us for many years to come.
Socorro Lawas on Oct 6, 2011
wibbly wobbly to describe a machine is alliterative
gaby7 on Oct 6, 2011
Quite Frankly Mrs. Ramsey, I need this machine! We talk about exercise but we never find enough time for it…if a machine can make me cover 4 miles by just sitting in my living room, then it is a wonder machine-I hope your hubby gave it a positive approval!
wonder on Oct 6, 2011
What a lovely thing to relax! Let it vibrate off more poems.I too am in the queue after your hubby.
yes me on Oct 13, 2011
A great share here Christine cheers
Audrey Howitt on Oct 18, 2011
Cleverly done Christine!
Raj the Tora on Oct 28, 2011
Is it good to exercise without moving around?
Mark Ramsay on Oct 30, 2011
I can vouch fot this machine. I have had a go myself. I love the poem.
Lisa Marie Mottert on May 9, 2012
Really good poem…Thanks for sharing!

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