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Terry and Kerry

Plus Madge

Went to sea

To cruise the pacific

see all they could see

Stopped off in Hawaii

Look great in grass skirts

Climbed a volcano

wore loose fitting shirts

Went searching for Danny

From Hawaii five o

Were told that he left

A long time ago

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They trooped back on board

Full of whiskey and gin

Went to their cabin

Danced the beguine

They never noticed

That the ship had left shore

And it’s gently rocking

Soon had them all snore

Terry got up

In the mirror she saw

Kerry and Madge

Asleep on the floor

She kicked them

To wake them

They all staggered out

More night life was waiting

They had little doubt

They hit the casino

The discoed away

Arrived in Samoa

By break of the day

The people were friendly

Food strange but tasty

The hair of the dog

Made their minds hazy

Madge was first

To see an imaginary rat

She started to run

Tripped and fell flat

Kerry was next

Let out a scream

Fell head over heels

Into a stream

Terry jumped up

Climbed a coconut tree

The rat’s big red eyes

Were all she could see

The lesson they learnt

When they got back to the cruise

Was to look after each other

AND STAY OFF THE BOOZE