And might I remind you how much I enjoy games of strategy
Games of strategy are exciting and invigorating to me
And Double-Deck Pinochle is for me a game blessing
You say you put the “p” in pinochle
Well I end it with an “e”
So put your “p” any place you need to
but make sure you come correct for you do need to
come quietly for now you have gone chuck chucking crazy up against me
And I plan to cut deep and watch you plead as you bloody bleed
As tracks of your flood gate of your tears now flow teary freed
Since you had the audacity the numbing nerve to come buck wild at me
Now here is how the story goes
And from the horses mouth you were told so
She meekly said
I came to play pinochle but I just hold-on to the cards
So I quickly said that’s too bad I don’t want you leaving sad or mad
This card game will just be for you entirely too hard
And I don’t want you sad I don’t want you mad I want you glad
She grabbed up her author known man and it was plainly clear
She was thinking oh no she didn’t go from here to eternity there
So I  slowly smiled  and gave a side glance wink and said let’s play
for we don’t have all day to play this “P” “2″ the ”E” pinochle game
And when my partner and I put the “p” in the end
Once my smile turns into a toothless grin when we win in the end
Listen up here my newly found friend just tell me what’s my name
For my partner and I  took and put the “e” to end this P-ending game
Now what’s my name
Again…