Pardon my blubber,

My body feels like rubber.

I just love to eat,

And eat and eat.

My tummy is big.

I feel like a pig.

But I have no desire,

To look like a twig.

So please pass me the steak and potatoes.

I’d rather eat this than salad and tomatoes.

And don’t forget to give me some apple pie.

For when it comes to dieting,

Just let it pass me by.