Oh I’d Tap That (Originally Opening for a Princess)

Kenny: Oh I’d tap that

Miss Finch: So would I

Kenny: When will all the ladies get some bird?

Chelsea: It’s just absurd!

Kayla: I’ve never heard a mom so difficult to please!

Kenny: Alas! A lass is what I lack, I lack a lass who likes to fish.

Bros: Inside the house no one may date till Kenny find a damn girlfriend.

Chick: Ohhhhhh the lonely. Virgin’s life. Go and get Kenny a piece of ass.

All:

We have a vacancy for a suitress

For a lovely beautiful suitress

Tell us when you guys think that you will stop falling in love?

Bros: None of the ladies give a shit for living in sin.

All:

We have an vacancy for a suitress

For a perfectly suitable suitress

Chicks:

Where’s the magical ladies who’ll come and get Kenny laid?

Bros: None of the ladies are gonna go near him.

Tell us why?

What to say?

Tell us why?

What to say?

Chicks: Kenny is not really so bad.

Bros: Mom is cockblocking us all.

Chicks: Why?

Both: What did we all ever do to deserve such a fate?

Bros: I’d like to get laid

Chicks: (orig: and swiftly requested…) And finally get a prom date, help us find one.

For our sweet and oblivious brother.

Tell us when you intend to get us a girl who won’t run.

Bros: (orig: blow) Hey…. our mother. Is so mean

Why does this have to be so hard. (All Shout: That’s what SHE said!)

Bros: None of our sisters are getting any

All:

No one is getting any

No one is getting any… (wink at the audience and nod knowingly)

And everytime we try to flirt

We have a vacancy for a girlfriend

Who’s hot enough, has the guts, and cares about our bro enough to come and put up with our mom!