I had a party with Xena

And Hecules as well

Joxer is cooking up a storm

Gabrielle has stories to tell

Callisto is a real scream

Autolycus steals the show

Salmoneus is running a scam

And Iolaus is ready to go

Ares shows up anyway

With Alti on his arm

Cupid is out and looking for love

Aphrodite is a real charm

Ephiny is an Amazon babe

And Nebula drinks all the beer

Athena drinks wisely

Then Zeus and Hera appear

To get the party started

To get it on the run

To party like kings and queens

To show them how it’s done