Pea Shooter (A Poem)

Wrath Warbone on Jun 5, 2011

Tags: pea, Pea Shooter

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Keep your pea shooter handy in case of emergency. This is as silly as it gets!

Pea Shooter

I really gotz to pea

And that’s OK with me

As anyone can see

A fella gotz to pea

No matter how he be

But don’t yu pea on me

Cause that’s no way to be

And I won’t pea on you

That would never do

I guess you know that’s true

Thank Zoos, this thing is through!

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Ukrainian on Jun 5, 2011
nice poem
R K Vajpeyi on Jun 6, 2011
A real good one! I laughed my head off after a long long time!
Martin Kloess on Jun 6, 2011
when we have a moment ask me why i can’t go there.
Martin Kloess on Jun 6, 2011
when we have a moment, ask me why i can\’t go there.
Martin Kloess on Jun 6, 2011
When we have a moment, ask me why i can\\\’t go there.
Alyssa M. on Jun 6, 2011
lol peashooter!!
neopisiva on Jun 7, 2011
Ahaha,this one made my day…:)
KittyK on Jul 8, 2011
Too funny….

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