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There once was a piggy born on country farm.

He was smart and had plenty of charm.

There was a mayor who was quite the politician.

But dear little Piggy would let him kiss him.

Now you may think this story is a joke.

But I tell you folks we nearly choked.

Seems piggy knew a lot more than we did.

Because he would not let the mayor kiss that pig.

Oh I am sure when it comes for re-election.

His opponent will make the pig his selection.

Because what can you say other than ahem.

Because the mayor was dirtier than him.

Piggy won’t be anybody’s BBQ.

Cause we appreciate what he knew.