Funny jokes

•An elephant asked the camel,

Why do you have your BOOB’S

on your back??? The camel replied,

What a silly question from someone

with a big PENIS in his head!..

•Question; Why do chickens looked

up when drinking water?

•Answer: Because,they are praying to God

asking  When will they urinate”

•BEAUTY PAGEANT: Question and answer

Judge: What if your boy friend have aids..?

Contestant: I Will still Love him.
(everybody claps)

Judge: Why..?

Contestant: Because aids doesn’t matter..

•A machine invented to catch thieves was being tested.

In UK, it caught 50 thieves in 30 Min’s.

In Spain, it caught 110 thieves in 30 Min’s.

In Philippines, within 15 Min’s, the machine was stolen.

•Hick: I know, I’m just a hick, What kind of room is this?

Small, No bed and windows. I’ve paid too much for this?

•Room Boy: Sir, we’re still in the Elevator…

•Mrs: Lord, Please give me ten dollars to save my son in the hospital.

( The police heard it, Pity,  and gave her five dollars)

•Mrs: Lord, Next time don’t deliver to police, It decreases immediately.

•Airforce: No Guts NO Glory

Marines: No retreat No Surrender

Army:No pain No Gain

Security guard: No ID No Entry

• I missed you so much, When i eat i see you in my plates,

When i drink i see you in my glasses, I’m serious!

Even in my bathroom! I see you in the toilet?.