Hello me ship mates
How are ye today?
Hurry up with them crates
Then we can get under way.
 
It will be great on the ocean wave
Pull your weight and get them sails down
I be counting all me treasure that I have saved
Move it or yer be for the sharks or drown.
 
Ayahs me hearties
A big price on my head I have been told
Life is one big party
Capturing ships and all their gold.
 
My companion is a parrot bird
His name is Squawky Pirate Parrot and he gets real mad
Yes you heard
He sits on me shoulder Jim lad.
 
I hop a long on me wooden stick
A black patch on one eye
I can still get around really quick
Any crew get out of line they will die.
 
So I am hop a long pirate with me wooden leg
With me faithful squawky pirate parrot on guard duty
I like people to grovel and beg
I love some of the galleons I have got they are a beauty.
 
My parrot sees an enemy he will take flight
Drop parrot pooh into their faces
He helps me in battle when I get into fights
Me crew are all nut cases.