Plastic Spasmodic Delirium Haiku and Limerick Oo If You Please

LewSethics on Jul 30, 2010

Tags: Abstract, Conan, delirium, geeks, humor, LAMA, lysergic, pink floyd, plastic, sex, spasmodic, zen

My knucklefingered submission to the silver edition of the world famous weekly challenge.

Plastic Spasmodic Delirium Haiku and Limerick oo If You Please

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by LewSethics

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saw geeks having sex

spasmodic delirium

my eyes turned plastic.

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plastic zen handclap

spasmodic delirium

pay the nice lama

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try the laughing god

spasmodic delirium

he don’t take plastic

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I’m sure we are all seeing the crappy limitation the wonderful words spasmodic delirium have on my less than one hundred percent haiku with a small h, so I did a couple of limericks so that I wouldn’t hang myself.

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Conan, barbaric Cimmerian

Had only one major criterion

Bellicose and bombastic

He’d shred people like plastic

And laugh with spasmodic delirium.

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Spasmodic delirium is fun

After chewing some lysergic gum

Listening to old Pink Floyd

Plastic gods of the void

Set the controls for the heart of the sun.

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http://www.triond.com/users/LewSethics

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http://authspot.com/poetry/ode-to-dienonychus/

http://authspot.com/poetry/run-with-scissors-kick-the-cat/

http://authspot.com/poetry/whiskey-rainstorm/

http://authspot.com/short-stories/dont-look-now-but-your-show-is-slipping/2/

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Comments (14)

yes me on Jul 30, 2010
I like it Lew…. Gum’s out for me, unless sugar free he he, happy day’s poem for me this cheers
SharifaMcFarlane on Jul 30, 2010
Chuckle. I liked this three for one deal Lew.
Goodselfme on Jul 31, 2010
Your poetry is one of a kind and always refreshingly unique. I have yet to try a limerick, so you might have interested me to contemplate such prose with your great skill here. Thank you.
Goodselfme on Aug 1, 2010
You have a winner, so I thought I’d stop by to give you another click!
wordperson on Aug 2, 2010
The limericks were interesting.
RS Wing on Aug 2, 2010
Spasmodic delirium is fun
After chewing some lysergic gum…

Great verses and great combination of poems for the challenge. This entire page was really funny, you made me laugh! Great entries for the challenge.
LCM Linda on Aug 2, 2010
Great to see so many ideas. I like the one with chewing gum the most. Good use of the challenged words. Thanks for sharing.
drelayaraja on Aug 3, 2010
Wonderful
Duff D Moss on Aug 3, 2010
You’re a bit hard on yourself; this was great fun. My favourite was the Conan limerick. A worthy addition to the challenge, and thanks for playing.

I also see the challenge is world famous now – woo hoo!!!
Spiritt on Aug 3, 2010
We like em! Don’t be so negative.
maranatha on Aug 3, 2010
I liked the Conan one too. We’re probably dating ourselves even admitting to recognizing the name….

Good fun for the challenge!
Inna Tysoe on Aug 3, 2010
Thanks for that
gaby7 on Aug 4, 2010
This was awesome!
GodsGrace on Aug 27, 2010
Great Poem

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