Today I learnt that physio’s heal

While causing lots of pain

My back is stuffed and needs some work

My stomach is to blame!

Or was it the 150th back ride

That I gave to my kids?

A lion, a dinosaur, a tiger

My back holds many things

The oil spill is not too funny

James Cameron, bring him in

Perhaps he’ll suggest a Na’avi

Dives down and fills it in

Or maybe create an Avatar

Of the BP Head of Spills

And he can go and fix it up

And hand Obama the final bill

Hang is this a movie

Or is this real life?

And why is Gore, that painful bore

Giving up on his wife?

Perhaps he’s over-heated

His globe has had enough

I wonder if, on the Gore’s front lawn

The wife has turfed his stuff.