Couch

…engaged to a pop star…
click.
…he hits the home run…
click.
…so put another dime i the jukebox…
click.
…police finds his stalker dead on his living room couch…
click.
…his palms are sweaty…
riiing…click.
…you complete me…
riiing…click.
…hurrican hits miami…
riiing…click.
…with David Letterman…
riiing…click…
A car pulls over. Door knob turns.
Door opens, and then slams shut.
riiing…
Fat Momma blocks his view,
“The dishes!
and for Chrissake!
can’t you answer the phone?!”
riiing…click.

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