Political morality is put to the test

When a politician hides behind a dress.

Puts himself on-line

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to reveal his inner self,

And parades around the room like a naughty house elf.

Political morality is a hypocrite’s tale

When a politician bellows like a sperm whale.

If a politician must act like a silly baboon,

Then he faces a real prospect that his career will be in ruin.