Jingle War:

Dashing through Iraq,

Riding on a tank,

Shooting All The Terrorists,

Riding in the flank,

Phosphorous Grenades,

Make the season bright,

What fun it is to ride and sing in Iraq tonight,

Oh hand grenade, hand grenade,

How I worship you,

Killing Islamic Extremists and a crazy Jew,

Oh hand grenade, hand grenade,

How I worship you,

Making the United Nations dreams of world domination come true.

Kaczynski the Unabomber:

There was Dommer and Bundi and BTK,

Charles Manson and Timmothy Mcveigh,

But do you recall?

The most creative killer of all?

Kaczynski the unabomber,

Tried to make a smiley face,

And when they finally caught him,

He said it was to save the human race,

All he ever wanted was the get attention for FC,

To free the common man and make the world a better place to be,

Then all the people hated him,

Despite the fact that they were oppressed,

He simply gave up and let the matter off his chest.